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Short Stuff: LFF 2025
A collection of short writing on the film of LFF 2025!

Ben Patten
Oct 10, 20257 min read


EIFF 2025 Animated Shorts Selection
What a bunch we've got this year! From morose giants travelling to the moon, to purple fart men, to sapphic romances about mountain women, there's so much on offer in this group of phenomenal shorts.

Ben Patten
Aug 17, 20254 min read


'Sorry, Baby' needn't apologise.
This is the 'Year with the Good Movies'. No? Ah well.

Ben Patten
Aug 15, 20253 min read


Is there space for 'Elio'?
Pixar's latest is their first trip to space in 17 years: the story of a boy looking to the stars for a friend.

Ben Patten
Jun 23, 20253 min read


'Magic Farm' and selling the sensational.
You won't see another film this year about child cancer with this much horse penis, I'll tell you that for free.

Ben Patten
Jun 8, 20253 min read


'The Phoenician Scheme': Wes Anderson's Roadrunner Movie
For all of the flak he's been getting, Wes is in the habit of surviving: his latest is a gorgeous espionage thriller about an oft-assassinated old man trying to connect with his daughter.

Ben Patten
May 25, 20253 min read


How Do We Upgrade Upgraded?
Two Bratz antagonists can’t stop Camila Mendes from proving her worth in Upgraded, a movie that asks what would happen if The Devil Wears Prada had no charm. We’re flying economy in this one.

Ben Patten
Jul 15, 20243 min read


Wicked Little Letters: Your Grandparents New Guilty Pleasure
If your grandparents need their swear-words updating check out Wicked Little Letters, the British period piece built on Jessie Buckley’s ability to scream expletives as loud as she can.

Ben Patten
Jul 3, 20243 min read
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