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Short Stuff: LFF 2025
A collection of short writing on the film of LFF 2025!
Ben Patten
Oct 10, 20257 min read
Long Day's Journey into Night.
Where is the core to this gorgeous slice of neo film-noir?
Ben Patten
Jun 11, 20253 min read
How Do We Upgrade Upgraded?
Two Bratz antagonists can’t stop Camila Mendes from proving her worth in Upgraded, a movie that asks what would happen if The Devil Wears Prada had no charm. We’re flying economy in this one.
Ben Patten
Jul 15, 20243 min read
Save Me From Miller’s Girl
If you like your Wattpad fan-fictions self serious, pretentious, and barely sexy, you’ve come to the right place.
Ben Patten
Jun 17, 20243 min read
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